字幕製作：@你的傲慢我的偏見
稟告太后! Your Highness!
皇上和長公主又要密謀逃走了! The royal siblings plan to escape again!
- 截住他們! - 遵旨! - Stop them! - Yes, Your Highness!
待會咱們就分頭溜出宮去 We'll sneak out separately...
免得兩個人走太招搖 to avoid suspicion.
然後咱們在江南的梅龍鎮會合 We'll then meet up in Meilong town.
光天化日我們這樣走 行不行? Are we going to get away in broad daylight?
沒問題! Sure!
皇上 你就這樣走的話 Your Majesty! If you leave us,
宮中豈不是群龍無首嗎? the palace will be left without a leader.
怎麼會? Of course not.
母后這麼精明 什麼事一天到晚都要管 The Queen Mother is very clever, she takes care of everything all the time.
就讓她拿主意好了 Let her make all the decisions.
別在這礙手礙腳! Now off with you!
這班人在我眼中 只不過是一群飯桶 For me, these useless people are just like bucketfuls of rice.
皇上在我眼中 何嘗不是一個粽子? For me, The Emperor is like a rice dumpling.
你們這些奴才 可惡! You fools!
放我下來! Leave me alone!
你們都是飯桶! You idiots!
怎麼可以讓長公主跑掉了? How could you have let the Princess escape?
奴才該死! It's all our fault!
你們這些廢物! You useless trash!
攔住了皇上 卻讓長公主不見了 You stopped the Emperor, but lost sight of the Princess.
皇上出宮 最多鬧點荒唐事 The Emperor could be allowed to fool around outside.
長公主出宮 一旦出什麼問題 But the Princess... What if something happens to her?
我大明皇族顏面何存? What would happen to the reputation of the Ming Dynasty?
到底長公主是怎麼跑掉的? How did she manage to get away?
應該跟我們的部門無關吧 Our department should not be responsible.
根據野史記載 According to unofficial historical records,
當日長公主是施展大內神功 the Princess used secret martial techniques,
用獨步靈犀的絕世輕功飛出了皇城 Vaulting right out of the Palace.
但根據東廠的秘密檔案 But according to the secret papers,
2046調查報告白皮書所說 File number 2046...
這個嘛... Let me see...
無雙長公主當日是施展了她 Princess Wushuang used a special skill...
日後獨步武林 膾炙人口的鐵頭神功 That won her fame later.
撞破城門而去! Her secret weapon was her head!
不過 這些都不是事實 Hearsays aside.
根據當日現場目擊者的口供 According to witnesses...
長公主是輕輕鬆鬆 無驚無險的 On that fateful day, the Princess sauntered leisurely...
從大明門走著走著就走出去了 Out of the Palace.
以上是本台的報導 End of our special report.
混賬! Fools!
隨便走走就出了皇宮! Sauntered and left!
那外面的人 不也是隨便走走就進了宮? So people can saunter and enter the palace?
立刻追她回來! Find her!
遵旨! Yes!
你連多走一步的勇氣都沒有 You cannot even take a brave step...
怎麼能夠成為一國之君呢? How can you be an emperor?
這棵桃花 自從先帝去世之後 Since the late emperor's death,
這麼多年來一直都沒有開花 The peach blossom has not flowered.
肯定他在天之靈 擔心著這對兒女的將來 His soul must be worried about his children's future.
對不起! Oops!
搶我東西! 給我站住! Robber! Stand still!
好樣兒的 等我喘過氣來 You just wait,
我一定追到你! I'll catch you!
我很多年前的外號叫小霸王 They call me Bully the Kid.
任何人都可以很霸道 Anyone can be a bully...
只要他夠無聊 If he has nothing else to do.
兩年前 我決定浪跡天涯 Two years ago, I decided to be a drifter.
說好聽的就是飄泊江湖 To put it nicely, I travelled the world.
難聽的就是無業遊民 To put it bluntly, I became a tramp.
今天我碰到一個很無聊的朋友 Today an acquaintance invited me...
他準備跟馬賊打架 To join a fight.
我立刻答應了他們 I agreed immediately.
因為我比他更無聊 Because I am too bored.
龍哥 今天怎麼這個造型? Hey! I see you have a new image today.
我長得太好看了 I am too good-looking.
我希望在殺氣方面能夠加強點 I hope this adds a little malice...
當那些敵人一看到我就知道我身經百戰! Then the enemy will immediately know I am invincible!
加了大瘡就能增加你的殺氣嗎? A lump on the forehead does that?
不是 這大瘡是我吃麻辣火鍋吃出來的 No! The lump is the result of my spicy hotpot diet.
弟兄們 為了保住我們的地盤 Brothers, in order to protect our territory.
這一仗 我們一定要贏! We must win in this battle!
殺! Go!
給我沖! Charge!
兄弟們 衝呀! "Brothers, charge!"
我們趕時間呀 大人 Officer, we're in a hurry!
你們不要吵! Silence!
你們這幫小嘍囉在公共場所持械私鬥 How dare you clowns to fight in public area.
官差大人 我們都是認識的 Officer, we are friends."
不是私鬥 不是打架 We were not fighting.
你知不知道大明法例? Don't you know the law states that...
三個人以上就是非法集會! Any gathering over 3 persons is illegal.
帶一公斤以上的兵器就是非法藏械! Possession of any weapon over 1 kg is an offense.
大人 我這把刀用來刮腳皮 才十兩重 Officer, this knife is for pedicure, it weighs 0.8 kg.
十兩? 0.8 kg?
上磅! Let's see.
十兩? 0.8 kg, huh?
你不到一米八 會有三百斤重? You're shorter than 1.8 m, how can you weight over 300 kg?
搜他! Search him!
你幹嘛帶把琵琶? Why are you carrying a pipa?
江湖生活 刀光劍影 My life could be dangerous sometimes,
有把琵琶 時不時拿出來唱唱歌 With a pipa at hand I can sing...
舒緩一下情緒 To relax myself.
你講這麼多話幹嘛? Bullshit!
我現在多告你一條超速罪! I shall charge you speeding too.
我幾時超速呀? Speeding? When?
看! Here!
在我們的高速掃瞄儀器偵測下 As our high-tech speed detector indicates...
當時你的表情標準 Your facial expression...
已經超出了時速一百二十公里 Has exceeded 120 kph.
你能不能畫這麼快呀? The machine works that fast?
你敢低估這部儀器? You dare to underestimate the machine?
拿來! Give it to me!
這架高速掃瞄儀器精密之處 The wonder of this high-tech machine...
就在於裏面有個高速掃瞄人員 Is that it conceals a high-speed technician.
該死了吧? Now you know!
厲害吧 還有更精彩的 The better is yet to come.
這張是你騎馬途中挖鼻屎的樣子 This one shows you picking your nose while riding.
而這張是你百般無聊等待對方出現 This one shows while your waiting for the enemy...
挖屁股的樣子 You scratched your ass.
這張是你洗澡的樣子 Your bathing.
這張是女人! But this is a woman.
是嗎? Oops.
對不起 My mistake.
這張是青花閣小菁送給我的 It's a souvenir from Miss Spring of the Spring Flower Brothel.
總之你死定了 李一龍! Anyway, you're done for. Li Yilong!
我的妝化成這樣你也認得我? Hey, you recognize me in this makeup?
你化成灰我都認得出你! Of course I can!
你就是梅龍鎮大廚金菜刀的兒子! You are the son of the Golden Chef of Meilong.
你怎麼知道我這麼多? How on earth could you know that?
我怎會不知道? Why couldn't I?
別動! Freeze!
你小時候就流著鼻涕去打穿人家窗戶 As a toddler, you broke people's windows and...
長大了就聯群結黨去凌辱村民 You got worse as you got older, beating up villagers.
簡直是神憎鬼厭! You're despicable!
你到底是誰? Who on earth are you?
你的易容術是誰教你的? Who taught you your "Face Off"?
陳校長? Principal Chan?
剛才沒了鬍子你就不認識我 You can't recognize me without a moustache?
枉我一番心血教導你 All my efforts on you are all wasted.
知不知錯? Do you repent?
知道 Yes.
知道又怎麼樣? And so?
打五十下手板 Punishment of 50 canes.
本來就是打五十大板 50 canes would have been the standard.
但是你妝化得亂七八糟 多打三十! But another 30 for your lousy makeup!
在這個時候 我想起陳校長說過 Then I remembered what Chan once said:
在外面遊歷的浪子 For a prodigal son is always...
就好像秋天的落葉一樣 Like an autumn leaf...
當秋風過後 他們就會落地歸根 Its root is its final home.
不知道家鄉的那棵樹的葉子落了沒有? Are the leaves falling at home now?
也不知道家鄉的人有沒有想著我? Are the folks thinking of me?
他雖然很用力的打我 The canes hurt. Although Chan struck hard,
但我知道他的心很痛 I knew he was heartbroken.
他說他不想見到我 He said he'd never see me again.
其實是給我一條路走 I know he wants to put me on my way.
我很感激你 陳校長! I will never forget you! Principal Chan!
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鳳姐 怎麼了? What's wrong, Phoenix?
殺氣 The smell of blood.
我感覺到有一股殺氣 I can feel an intense force coming.
小霸王回來了! Bully the Kid is back!
別以為... Don't you think...
去年義弟對我說 My brother said...
被龍鳳店那個臭婆娘教訓了一頓 He was beaten severely by a bitch here last year.
我還以為多厲害 原來是這等貨色 I had thought she was something. Now I can see it was a fluke.
你哪位? And who can this be?
我是江湖號稱千手如來 I am the "Matchless Thousand Hand"...
鐵掌無敵左冷禪 Zuo Lengchan
我今天來是為我義弟報仇的 I am here to avenge my blood brother.
鐵掌無敵! Thousand Hand the Matchless!
- 讓我來! - 無敵? - Let me! - Matchless?
根據左冷禪的《江湖血淚史》描述 According to the memoirs of Zuo Lengchan...
當時的情形其實是這樣的 It happened like this.
我栽在小霸王兄妹手上 They hit me like...
我除了敗在... 不 Sorry Sorry!
我栽在小霸王兄妹手上 They hit me like...
其實不是這個版本 Actually, it was not what really happened.
他們用亂棍打我 They were ultimate Street Fighters,
用街頭霸王四十二式最殘酷那招! Using the cruelest tricks on me!
我就栽在一張折椅上 I was injured by a folder chair.
現在還經常會出血 The wound still bleeds sometimes.
不打啦! 不打啦! Stop... Stop!
我怕了你們倆! 不打啦! You win, fair and square! I quit!
好吃嗎? Good?
一碗用愛心做出來的面能不好吃嗎? How could noodles made with love not be tasty?
不行! No!
比老媽的手藝差得遠了 Incomparable with mother's noodles.
我走了兩年 你一點長進也沒有? Two years, and you haven't improved one bit.
學學我嘛! Learn from me!
你看 Look.
媽死之前 給你這條手鏈 Mother left this bracelet
是希望你遇到一個人娶了她 把它送掉 For your future bride.
都忘了吧? Have you forgotten?
說我? 你那條呢? You're lecturing me? How about yours?
說你這人沒長進 You fared better?
你以為我不想? You think I don't want to?
整個村的人誰不知道你是我哥? The whole village knows I'm your sister.
還有誰敢追我? Who dares to take me?
你可別賴我! Please don't blame me!
不看你自己像個男人婆似的誰敢追! You act too much like a man for a man to like you!
你看我 從頭到腳 Me as a man?
哪個地方像男人? Says how?
先生 Excuse me, sir...
請問你 這附近有客棧嗎? Pray tell, is there an inn nearby?
趁早死吧你! You go to hell!
對不起 Excuse me.
所以說 你就別賴你哥嚇走那些鄉民 Never say it is I who scare other villagers away from you.
為了證實與我無關 To prove this,
我現在就去看望他們 I shall now go visit them.
龍哥 Good brother.
請我喝喜酒? An invitation to your wedding banquet?
我代表鄉民把這絕交信交給你 On behalf of the village I offer you this letter.
信裏寫得清清楚楚 The letter states clearly.
希望你以後千萬別找我們 We want you to stay away from us.
從此以後 大家河水不犯井水 From now on, we want nothing more to do with you.
你有病呀? Are you nuts?
一點都不顧別人感受? Could you be a bit more considerate?
既然信裏寫得清清楚楚 If the letter already states everything,
用不著你再口述一次吧? Why do you bother to read it loud again?
去死吧你! Go to hell!
龍哥! Good brother!
黑豬! Black Pig!
別以為這裏沒有人喜歡我 Now I do have friends here.
很久沒見了 這位是? Long time no see. And who's this?
也就只有這些畜生願意跟你交朋友 Yes, some weird friends you have.
連名字都叫豬朋狗友 And with those names like animals.
龍哥! Good brother!
他的名字可不叫畜生 Now he's got a real name.
快告訴鳳姐 你的名字叫什麼? Quick, tell Phoenix your name!
情比金堅! Amour Amour!
不是外號 真名呀! Not your nickname, the real one.
羅曼蒂克! Ro-Man-Tique!
看到妹妹一身男人打扮 我完全可以理解 Now I understand why my sister dresses like a man.
當一個女人極度渴望她的意中人出現 When a woman desperately longs for a man...
但是又沒出現 For a long time...
她的潛意識就會令她裝扮心目中那個人 She would dress up as him before he appears.
我感應到她 I can read her mind...
是因為我們從小就有心靈感應 Because a strong vibe connects us since childhood.
我知道她現在想什麼 I can tell what she's thinking now.
真棒! 感應到哥哥了? Great! You can read my mind too!
真的感應到? Really? Yes?
有眼屎也不擦掉 Clean your face, quick!
好 替你找個老公! I'll get you a mate!
我小霸王李一龍叫大家來是為了一件事 I, Bully the Kid, have asked all of you to come, because...
我知道你們不愛搭理我 I know you don't think too much of me,
老實說 我也不愛搭理你們 Nor do I.
但你們不可以因為我而對我妹妹有偏見 But you shouldn't have a prejudice against my sister because of me.
今天跟大家說 I am asking you...
就是要幫我妹妹找一個真心愛她的男人 To come to help my sister find a man who truly loves her.
如果他經得起我們梅龍鎮 If a man can survive...
那個萬試萬靈的真心爐考驗 The Sacred Fire of Meilong,
無論是乞丐還是皇帝 Whether he is king or pauper,
伸手進去又燒不到的話 If he put his hand in and remains unscathed,
證明他是真心不怕紅爐火 Then he is a true hero with a true heart.
我就會把我妹妹嫁給他 He shall marry my sister.
而我阿龍... As for me...
就會離開梅龍鎮 I shall leave Meilong
這輩子都不回來! And never return!
誰敢來試? Anyone want to give it a try?
我! 我! 我! 我! All of us!
這麼踴躍? So many volunteers?
沒一個是真心真意喜歡我妹妹的 None of you truly loves my sister.
你們全都想我走! You want to get rid of me!
活該全變成燒豬手! This serves you right!
好! 不幫我妹妹找到好男人 Fine! If my sister cannot find a husband,
我是不會離開梅龍鎮 I shall not leave Meilong.
太感動了! So moving!
龍哥這番話 Good brother reminds me
令我想起《大話西遊》裏面孫悟空他說過 Of a line by the Monkey King from "The Chinese Odyssey"...
曾經有一碗熱辣辣的燒豬手面擺在面前 "Once, there was a bowl of hot roast pig's knuckles noodles in front of me,"
但我沒有珍惜 "But I didn't value,"
到面涼了之後才後悔莫及 "And didn't eat them until they were cold, it was too late."
塵世間最痛苦的事莫過於此 "Nothing on earth hurts more than this!"
你說這話跟龍哥說的話有關係嗎? What's those words to do with good brother?
一點都沒關係 Nothing!
可我感動嘛 But I was moved nonetheless!
各位鄉親父老 Good folks,
為了答謝大家多年來對龍鳳店的厚愛 For your kind support of our restaurant for so many years...
龍鳳店今天實行八折酬賓 We are offering 20% discount today...
而且推出龍鳳鴛鴦包 And specialties such as our special buns
與及超級無敵炸臘腸套餐 And super fried sausage set meals.
頭三位客人還加送神秘禮物 And surprise gifts for the first three customers.
千萬別錯過! An offer not to be missed!
你這混蛋! You horrible creatures!
我酬賓 又不是要你捐款! I am thanking my customers, not asking for your donations!
龍哥 我已經吃過午飯了 Good brother, I've eaten already.
宵夜和晚飯不用吃? Not even for your next meal, and the one after that?
來! 來! Come!
妹妹 有人心臟病呀! Sis, someone has gone down!
你混蛋裝死? Playing dead now?
鳳姐 龍哥這樣做還不是為了多幫你一些 Phoenix. Good brother is doing this all for you.
一個客人都沒有 要他幫什麼? No one comes here, what else can he do?
他像支殺蟲水一樣堵在門口 He is worse than a pesticide, standing there like that.
連蒼蠅都不飛進來了 Not even a fly will get in.
好! 走著瞧! Just watch me!
小霸王來了! 快走! Bully the Kid is here!
龍哥 你不是故意捉弄我吧? Good brother, spare me!
故意作弄? 我來關照你! What? I am bringing you business.
但是我的客人全都跑去關照你的店了 Yes, but all my customers have brought you business.
這批不走怎會有第二批呢? Business is like that, come and go.
你老坐在這兒 哪還有人敢來? With you sitting here, it can just be "go".
向右不行 向左也不行 Both sides are blocked...
前面還有個擋道的 And one blockhead in front!
奇怪 我的心怎會跳得這麼厲害? Why is my heart beating so fast?
難道是妹妹? Could it be sis?
原來真是她看到那位公子 So she is attracted to this gentleman,
心跳得碰碰響 No wonder my heartbeats went wild.
好! 讓哥哥幫你安排這段姻緣 Be it so! Let me match them together.
掌櫃的 快點! Waiter, be quick!
老兄 好身手! Brother, good move!
坐下喝杯酒! Sit down and have a drink!
當時我們的距離是七公尺零八公分 At a distance of 7.08 meters...
在不夠四分之一柱香的時間 我做了一個決定 Within the time of 0.25 incense stick, I made a decision.
我看他人品不錯 身手也挺好 The gentleman was athletic, and looked handsome...
所以我決定把他介紹給我妹妹 I decided to introduce him to my sister.
當時我距離這個人是三公尺零八公分 At a distance of 3.08 meters...
但在不到四分之一柱香的時間裏 Within the time of 0.25 incense stick...
我做了一個影響終生的決定 I made a life-changing decision.
既然我身上的銀兩沒了 I was broke,
這個傻冒兒又說要請客 And he offered to treat.
所以 我決定吃死他 I decided to eat all I could eat.
當時我的心情亂到 I had no idea what...
不知道那個距離有幾公分 ...the distance was...
連香都不用點 我就做出了一個決定 I didn't need an incense stick...
我一找到機會 就放瀉藥拉死他們! I must find a way to get rid of them.
這位相公非常特別 This gentleman stands out from the rest.
我從來沒見過我哥這麼熱情招待一位客人 My brother has never treated anyone so well.
從那天開始 Starting from that day...
他們每天在小泉居喝酒聊天 They have been drinking and talking, day in day out.
看來他不只吸引了我哥 還吸引了我 Looks like my brother is attracted to him, and I too.
你肚子很餓? 吃塊雞 Hungry, huh? Try the chicken.
我們梅龍鎮的雞非常好吃 Meilong is famous for its chicken
我的酒呢? Bring me my wine!
與龍哥共舉杯 "A drink with a good brother,"
萍水相逢作朋友 "A friend in good weather."
世間相聚不容易 "In this time at this place we meet,"
請你再飲這杯酒 "A toast we need."
好賢弟 慶相逢 "I cherish our meeting,"
一見如故說風流 "A warm and wonderful blessing."
投緣就是好兄弟 "Between us there's a heat,"
今夜與你喝個夠 "This night is a feast."
與龍哥稱兄弟 "We can be brothers,"
千杯不醉樂悠悠 "Our happiness knows no border."
樓台近水月當空 "For us the world exists,"
酒逢冤家又何求 "No matter where our paths lead."
好賢弟 喝一杯 "I cherish our night,"
人生夢醒再回首 "May tomorrow be another fight."
百年好酒千杯少 "On this wine we feed"
那怕老闆要我走 "No matter his heart will bleed."
關我什麼事? What's it got to do with me?
金鑲玉 鳳求凰 "Dragon for phoenix,"
人間最難配成雙 "It is a complicated matrix."
天下知己當你我 "Now that we are acquainted,"
只恨時光太匆忙 "Our future needs repainted."
說不完 喝不夠 "Good brother behold,"
最難得是好朋友 "A sun needs a moon to be whole."
酒逢知己千杯少 "Good wine must be cherished,"
只恨時光太匆忙 "But time has also vanished."
龍兄 Good brother,
這兒雖然又吃又住招呼周到 不過... The food and living here is great, but...
我想我還是該走了 I must be going.
不錯 Yes.
天下沒有不散的筵席 All feasts must come to an end.
再這麼下去 我也不知能頂多久 I can't last much longer anyway.
開始我以為我請你一頓 At first, I thought,
你怎麼也得回請我一頓 We were going to buy meals in turns...
結果頓頓都是我請 As it turned out, it was always I who paid.
不過我不是一個小器的人 Not that I mind this,
我只不過是一個有什麼就說什麼的人 I say what I feel.
我知道你一定有困難 You must be in financial difficulty.
這兒有些銀子 你拿去吧 Here, take these.
根據無雙長公主日後出版的回憶錄 According to the Princess Wushuang's memoirs...
《我和小霸王的一段情》裏記載 Amour a la Bully the Kid...
當晚 當小霸王抱著她的時候 That night, in the arms of Bully the Kid...
她經歷了人生中一個極度難忘的時刻 She experienced a moment she could never forget...
她第一次有心跳的感覺 For the first time in her life, she felt her heartbeat.
但是 在小霸王的回憶錄中 However, Bully the Kid remembered that night...
對那晚的描述又是另一個版本 Rather differently.
多多保重! Take care!
不過 根據小泉居老闆的 However, according to the innkeeper...
回憶錄《誓不低頭》 ...who offered a different view in his memoirs
[我與小霸王對抗三十年]裏面描述 Never Gave Up My Thirty Years Of Fighting Bully the Kid
其實情形是這樣的 This is what really happened...
當晚很混亂 也不知道誰抱著誰 There was no way of telling who was holding whom...
場面極度感人 Emotions were charged.
送完又送 抱完又抱 There keep bidding farewell continuously
又抱又送 依依不捨 There was so much holding and embracing.
反正就是沒完沒了 There was no ending in sight.
送君千里終須一別 Let's bid farewell here.
我還是不送了 Goodbye!
送君千里終須一別 Let's bid farewell here.
不知不覺都送了你一個月 We have been bidding farewell for one month now.
再送就送到你家了 You'll soon be home.
這次真的不送了 Let us part now!
保重! Take care!
哥 其實兩個人吃飯 Brother, It is more fun to have three...
還是沒有三個人吃飯開心 At a dinner table than the two.
妹妹 你別發愁 Sis, don't be upset.
我知道你想著王相公 我有辦法 I know you miss him. I have a solution.
什麼辦法? A solution?
這玩意 I learnt this...
是我這幾年闖蕩江湖時學回來的 In my wild days.
叫做念力 "Concentration"
如果你想那個人出現 When you miss something, some person...
只要你集中精神看同一點 You concentrate on one point
看著看著它就會出現了 And that person appears.
哥 看這麼久你累不累呀? You've been staring at the same spot for a long time. Aren't you tired?
當然累 我現在全身肌肉都僵了 Of course! My whole body is numb.
連眼皮都合不上 快幫我找大夫 I couldn't even close my eyes. Get a doctor!
快! Go!
- 這麼早? - 對呀 - You're early. - Right.
先坐 煮碗麵給你吃 Sit. Shall I cook you some noodles?
又回來看看? Coming back for a look?
對 Right.
那你隨便 Make yourself at home.
天下知己當你我 "Now that we are acquainted,"
只恨時光太匆忙 "Our future needs repainted."
說不完 喝不夠 "Good brother behold,"
最難得是好朋友 "A sun needs a moon to be whole."
酒逢知己千杯少 "Good wine must be cherished,"
只恨時光太匆忙 "But time has also vanished."
阿龍哥 舉目瞧 "Brother, look."
舉目瞧 "Just look."
那太陽月亮又一雙 "The sun and moon are together."
又一雙 "Together."
日夜更替緊相隨 "Day changes to night following closely."
緊相隨 "Following closely"
相輝相映如我倆 "Radiant as we."
情比金堅 什麼名? " 'Amour Amour'! What sort of name is that?"
不喝了! No more drinks!
這死鬼的真名叫正德王 This kid has the same name as Emperor Zheng De!
參見聖上! I bow to Your Majesty!
平身! Get up!
小王八蛋 我拿刀砍死你! You little bastard, beware!
看你樣子 該到婚娶的時候了 Little brother, you have reached marriageable age.
為何尚未成親? Why haven't you married yet?
我沒找到如意郎君 Because I haven't found my destined husband.
如意郎君? Your husband?
你當自己是女人? You think you're a woman?
我就是女人! I am a woman.
那我妹妹豈不是男人? Wow, that makes my sis a man.
是呀 每個人看到我都叫我先生 Yes, they all call me "good sir".
我扮給你們看 等一下 I'll show you, hold on.
像不像個男人? Do I look like a man?
像! Yes!
看我的 My turn.
我像不像個女人? Do I look like a woman?
好像! Wow!
輪到我! My turn.
我們耍一套虎鶴相形拳給王相公看! Let's perform Tiger Crane Fists together
哥 你這個女裝真是太美了 Brother, you look fabulous as a woman.
完了! It's over!
我這樣一個金枝玉葉 跟他有了肌膚之親 I belong to royalty, and now I've shared a bed with him...
他日怎麼向母后交代? How could I explain to the Queen Mother?
他是一介莽夫 而我堂堂一個長公主 He's just a peasant, but I am a princess.
母后怎麼會答應呢? Queen Mother would never consent!
人妖! A drag!
忘了換衣服 Forgot to change.
先刷牙吧 Brush up.
你哥神裏神經的 Your brother is a bit crazy.
他以前也不是這個樣子 He wasn't like this before.
自從他被那個富家小姐拋棄之後 After he was dumped by a rich girl,
才性情大變的 His changed a lot.
其實那個富家小姐 Well, the rich girl,
小時候家裏也是沒錢的 Didn't begin as a rich girl.
她跟她的阿爺住在村尾 She lived with her grandpa right outside the village
有一年 她摔斷了腿 She broke her leg one year.
我哥每天背著她走二十多里地去看大夫 My brother carried her to the doctor everyday, trekking miles and miles.
還幫她做好晚飯 送她回家 Cooked for her, took her home, and then...
後來她爹在京城裏發了財 One day her dad got rich,
便覺得我哥配不上她 And said she was too good for him.
讓他們斷絕了來往 The romance got cut off just like that.
我哥傷心之下 被迫出外闖蕩世界 My brother was heart broken and left.
其實我知道 他是不想留在這個傷心地 I know my brother wants to leave this unhappy place,
他總希望有一天可以在外面碰見她 He hopes one day he'll run into her.
那怕是只看她一眼 他就好滿足了 Just for one look, then he would be satisfied.
你幹嘛? What are you doing?
剛剛洗完臉 順便擦擦背 A back rub after a face wash!
要不要洗個腳? You want me to wash your feet?
你這樣好像我爹啊 You remind me of my dad.
滿嘴冒泡 With this foamy moustache.
以前 我娘也是這樣幫我爹擦背的 My mother used to rub my dad's back too.
喂! 一起出去逛街! Hey, let's go out!
這個盆裏的水呢 The water in this basin...
是從天山姻緣洞裏拿來的 is taken from Tianshan's Destiny Cave.
可以照到塵世間種種奇異的姻緣 It reflects people's destinies.
能不能照出十二指腸和胃潰瘍呀? Does it also reflect ulcers and other ailments?
以為戴個假鬍子 With your moustache,
我就不認得你是那個什麼情比金堅? You think I wouldn't be able to recognize you, Amour Amour?
龍哥 我只是做兼職 Good brother, but this is my part-time.
也不能天天全職當流氓呀 I couldn't survive as a full-time tramp.
不過這個盆呢 But this basin of water
個個試過都說靈 Can really foretell your destiny.
是嗎? Really?
照照我們看 Let's check our destiny.
照照看 Come on.
是啊 你們的緣份可以做閨中姐妹 Well, you two have a nice sisterly path.
- 好呀! 好呀! - 你胡說什麼? - Very well. - What are you saying?
那再照照我們倆 Now let us do it.
你們兩個呢 就可以做夫妻了 And you two will be husband and wife.
妹妹! Sis!
滾一邊去! 待會兒跟你算帳! Get off, I will avenge later.
妹妹! Sis!
真是笑死我了 You funny man!
兩個男人怎麼可以結為夫妻呢? How could two men be married?
不是啊 你們剛才照的時候 Just now when you two were there...
那水面震的好厲害 Do you recognize the intense vibration of the water,
影子不斷的搖動 And the shaking of the shadow,
這個就叫做「鏡花水月」 It's the classic "Mirage" syndrome
似真非真 似假非假 Truthful and yet illusive.
你會跟水影中的阿龍有段姻緣 You are destined to be together with the Li Yi long that exists in the water reflection,
但是你不會和你身邊這個 But not with the present him.
既不高大又不矮小的阿龍有結果 Otherwise, you two would not bear fruit.
你說什麼? What are you talking about?
當你得到那對天下無雙 When you get the Unique...
緣定今生龍鳳配指環的時候 Destiny Ring,
你就會得到「鏡花水月」 The "Mirage" shall materialize
裏面真心愛你的人 into true love.
記住 這種宿世姻緣叫做 Remember, your destiny...
桃花樹下千里姻緣一線牽 Flourishes under a peach blossom tree.
記住 桃花樹下 Remember. Peach blossom!
你耍我? Don't joke with me!
我不是開玩笑 長公主 I wouldn't dare, Princess.
皇兄正德皇收工啦! Emperor Zheng De must now call it a day.
嚇死我了 You nearly fooled me.
長公主? Princess?
他怎麼知道我是女人? How does he know I am a woman?
瘋瘋癲癲的 Crazy guy.
老大爺 Good man...
我被人跟蹤 麻煩你幫我擋擋 I am being followed, please help me.
沒問題 長公主 No problem, Princess!
你是誰? Who are you?
微臣趙飛 Your royal servant Fay...
退休前御臨軍教頭 Former head of the Palace troops,
本次是受太后之托 秘密出來 Under the command of the Queen Mother,
微服追查長公主下落 We need to operate in disguise to find Princess.
太后密旨 The Queen Mother has ordered...
不得驚動這裏的地方官 希望不要... To keep this operation confidential, so...
不許叫! Stop!
不許跟著我! Stop following me!
別跟著我! Don't follow!
知府大老爺的公子你都敢撞? Your dare to bump into the son of the Magistrate.
你還左看右看? What are you looking at?
我在跟你說話呢! I am talking to you!
是不是想我抓你回去? Shall I lock you up?
千萬不要洩露身份 Don't expose ourselves.
他們帶長公主去衙門 我們跟她一起去 We could be locked up too, so as to protect her.
哥 他們把王相公抓去 Brother, they've taken him.
會不會毒打一頓? Are they going to beat him up?
不會 No.
你剛才不見突然多了一些人幫王相公 A group of strangers seems to be helping him.
我覺得有古怪 I smell something fishy.
對呀 Right.
跟我來 Follow me.
他們都是大內高手 We are all imperial guards.
一定會保護長公主的安全! We come here to protect you.
別吵! Shut up!
究竟剛才誰有份咬我的耳朵? Who bit my ear?
沒人敢認是吧? Nobody confess?
過會我爹出來 你們就知道味道! You will see when my dad come.
爹! Dad!
你們這班江洋大盜 簡直目無王法 You ruthless gangsters!
竟敢毆打本官! How dare you to beat me up?
有什麼不敢? Why couldn't we?
我們都是江湖上的金牌打手! And we are certainly experts in this.
什麼金牌打手? Who's backing you?
我家主人 朱字頭! The Chu's.
山東響馬豬油渣嘛 Fatty Chu from Shandong?
再打! More!
我說錯了嗎? I said something wrong?
知府大人說 The Magistrate has decided
這件事情不屬於刑事毆打 That this can not be categorized as a criminal case.
只不過是一宗民事訴訟 But simply a civil one.
本衙門不接受這個案子 We do not take on civil cases.
馬上把這些人全給我放了! Dismiss all of them!
你是誰? 你說放就放? Who the hell are you to have the authority to command?
這位公子這麼多話 This gentleman seems to have some opinion...
請你出來到後面談一談 Care to come inside for a chat?
怕你呀? 進就進! Why should I be afraid?
阿成! 阿權! 阿龍! 阿昌! 阿強! 阿達! Jack! Joe! John! Jim! Jay! Josh!
統統進來! Follow me, all of you!
啥事? What's going on?
走吧! Let's go!
住嘴! 別跟著我! Shut up! Don't follow me!
參見長公... Your...
不准叫! Shut up!
參見長公... Your...
不准叫! Shut up!
不要驚動鄉民 Do not arouse any public attention.
叫便服侍衛貼身保護長公主離開本鎮 The guards will secretly accompany the Princess to leave.
我們會在三里外的山坡上接應 We'll meet up 3 km away.
是 Yes.
你到底什麼人? Who on earth are you?
我要走了 I got to go.
走? Go?
那我妹怎麼辦? 泡完溜? What about my sis? Discarding her after the intimacy?
我才是被人那個那個呢 I am afraid it is I who is being discarded.
一龍 聽我說 Yilong, listen.
你記住今天我跟你說的話 Remember what I tell you today.
說! Speak up.
那天我們大家喝醉了 有了肌膚之親 We had some sort of intimacy on the night when we got drunk.
這是鐵一般的事實 That is an undeniable fact.
做男人不可以推卸責任的 And a man must bear this responsibility.
對呀! Of course.
做丈夫的要對妻子千依百順 A husband must do as told by his wife...
呵護備至 溫柔體貼 Must take care of her, treat her well,
別跟她頂嘴 Heed her wishes.
應該是女人對男人才對呀 Isn't that the wife's job?
別搶對白! 讓他說完! Shut up and listen to him!
老婆是用來愛護的 A wife needs to be loved.
她可能嬌生慣養一點 She might be a bit spoilt.
有時又很調皮 你就遷就她一下 A bit naughty at times, and you must see to her needs.
我不是這個樣子的! I am not like that!
別吵! 等我把話講完! Shut up and let me finish!
如果你可以做到這樣 If you can do that,
就是個好丈夫了 知道嗎? You can be a good husband. Do you get it?
你跟我說這些幹什麼? 你跟你自己說! Why tell me this? You should tell yourself!
我會回來接你的 I will come back for you.
你接我幹嘛? 你接她才對! Why me? You should come back for her!
沒事吧? Are you alright?
王相公 你擱錯肩膀哭吧? Excuse me, are you hugging the wrong person?
你上京吧 You must move on.
他都不理我 But he ignored me.
我不是說你 I am not talking to you.
我真的走了 I really must go.
你一定要回來 You must come back.
你做的菜這麼好吃 我一定會再回來的 You cook so well. I will definitely come back.
你怎麼了? Are you alright?
我以為 他抱著我的時候... I thought when he held me,
我會很興奮 I would get all excited.
但我為什麼沒有一種心跳的感覺? But it turned out I didn't feel a thing.
這是怎麼回事? Why?
那麼多朝廷命官護著他 Why is he protected by the royal court?
他到底是什麼人? Who could he be?
我記得他有個包袱在這兒 I'm sure he has left his bag somewhere.
你在這兒小便! You dare to pee here!
龍哥 不是呀 大狗在拉屎! But Big Dog is in the toilet.
龍哥... 我來拿! 我來拿! Good brother... Let me get it!
幹什麼? What's going on?
龍哥... Good brother...
別吵! 緊張時刻! Quiet! Time for "show and tell".
他是皇上? He is the Emperor?
我跟皇上打過滾? I had fooled around with the Emperor?
鳳姐男朋友是皇帝! Phoenix's boyfriend is the Emperor!
鳳姐男朋友是皇帝... Phoenix's boyfriend is the Emperor!
鳳姐要做皇妃啦 Phoenix is going to be the princess.
情比金堅 你到哪去? Amour Amour, where are you going?
我有事 一會兒再回來找你 I need to run some errands. Be back soon.
走! 全給我走! Go away! Go!
我最討厭人勢利眼! I hate greedy people!
以前不見你們對我妹妹這麼好? You have never treated my sister well before.
現在才來巴結 Now it is too late.
龍鳳店不做你們生意! Our restaurant will serve none of you!
龍哥 外面傳得很厲害 Good brother, there are a lot of rumors out there
說皇上都在玩弄你的妹妹 It says the Emperor was just fooling around with your sister.
皇上不是那種人 No, he won't.
我跟他生活過一段時間 I have spent time with that man.
我很瞭解他 I really know him.
我不會讓我妹妹淪為玩偶的 And I will protect my sis from being fooled with.
我明天就上京找皇上 I will go find the Emperor tomorrow.
奴才該死! Our fault!
分明是一派胡言! Such nonsense!
大風能把長公主吹走嗎? How could a gust of wind blow the Princess away?
如果不把長公主找回來 If you fail to bring the Princess back,
你們就人頭不保! All heads would roll.
母后息怒! Be at peace the Queen Mother!
孩兒只是想請示母后 I just wish to volunteer...
請母后准許孩兒帶大內密探 To lead the imperial Troop.
一起去把皇妹找回來 To find the Princess back.
希望有個戴罪立功的機會 I want a chance to prove myself
以表示孩兒對母后的歉意 And to show the Queen Mother my repentance.
你去吧 Wish granted.
謝母后! Thank you, Queen Mother.
做皇帝也是需要有點演技的 An emperor must have some acting skills.
這次終於可以出去走走 Finally, I have the chance to get some fresh air.
哥! Brother!
鳳姐 Phoenix!
看到我哥嗎? 我找一早上都沒找到他 Have you seen my brother? I've looked for him the whole day.
我剛剛在橋頭上還看到他 I just saw him on the bridge.
他好像去找王相公 He was on his way to find the Emperor.
找王相公? My brother left to search for him?
又是你? It's you again?
我靠! 你以為你是誰? Damn! Who do you think you are?
又來找龍哥麻煩? Why come to bother us again?
自從上次之後 Since last time...
我回去苦練我的刀法 I have been practicing a lot.
終於 讓我領悟到無敵鴛鴦刀 Now I am excellent in using the Matchless Blades.
這次來 是想再領教你們兄妹倆 I'm back to defeat you guys!
這套劍法 莫非是失傳的... Your technique, could it be the long-lost...?
沒錯 這就是眉來眼去劍法! Good guess. The long-lost "Romancing Eyes".
這套劍法精粹就是剛中帶柔 This style emphasizes what's soft within hard,
廝殺之中閃著無限的溫馨 Even in killing there is tenderness.
以勾魂攝魄的眼神 The eyes will beguile the enemy,
置對手死於無形之中! Breaking down all defense!
實在太邪! This is uncanny.
我要再加強功力! I have to upgrade to another level!
好! 我也要加強功力! Good! I'll upgrade too!
喂! 借我點眼神! "Hey, give me an eye!"
- 我? - 來! - Me? - Quick!
好一朵江南小野花! Wow, such a wild blossoming woman!
最多就是這樣了 It's the most I can do.
這個行不行? How about this?
不要逼我 不要這樣 夠了 Don't make me, don't, enough!
還不行? Not enough?
這個行不行? How about this?
我們給你眼神! Let us help!
行! Done!
我的鏈子都斷了 I broke my bracelet.
小心! 這刀有毒! Careful, the blade is poisoned!
不把毒血吸出來 麻煩就大了! We need to suck the blood out!
我第一次感覺到愛情的心跳 It is the first time I feel the blood of love rushing to my heart.
可是在這生死關頭 On the brink of life and death,
我竟然開始胡思亂想 I start to fantasize!
[Travel Around the World.]
我知道她在胡思亂想 I can tell she is fantasizing.
我要比她更胡思亂想! I must outdo her!
高公子在幹什麼? What is Mr. Ko doing?
可能是在胡思亂想吧 Fantasizing, probably.
今天 從這個高公子口中知道 I learned from Mr. Ko today
他原來是戲班唱戲的 That he was originally an actor.
就像我哥一樣 四海為家 Like my brother, he is a wanderer.
晚上 他又突然回來了 He came back tonight
說怕左冷禪再出現 要貼身保護我 And said in case Zuo Lengchan returns, he can protect me.
我沒辦法拒絕他 I couldn't refuse him.
因為他有一種令人無法抗拒的威嚴 He has a grandeur that no one can resist.
睡不著? Can't sleep?
不是 I'm fine.
別胡思亂想了 睡吧 Stop fantasizing and sleep.
我不會做出不君子的越軌行為 I am a respectable gentleman.
又怎麼了? What now?
胳膊冷 My shoulders are cold.
那我手搭你身上好不好? Shall I warm them for you?
隨便 OK.
你冷嗎? Are you cold?
一點點 A little.
要不要... 把手借給你? You... need my hand?
也好 Can do.
現在有沒有暖一點? Warmer now?
暖一點 不過腳有點冷 Warmer. My feet are getting cold though.
那搭在一起吧 Let's put our feet together.
不如我們抱緊一點好了 We can hold each other tight.
好了 現在可以睡覺了 Now, sleep.
不要胡思亂想啦 And don't fantasize.
你覺不覺得有點熱? Isn't it getting too warm?
對呀 怎麼多了這麼多手手腳腳? We are having lots hands and legs here!
你們給我出去! Bugger off!
不是說你呀 鳳姐! No, not you, Phoenix!
鳳姐! 鳳姐! Phoenix! Phoenix!
- 公子! - 放手! - Sir! - Hands off!
你們在搞什麼東西? What are you guys doing?
貼身保護! Protecting you!
皇上 你一直跟太后說 Your Majesty, your told the Queen Mother...
出來是來找長公主的 The trip is meant to find the Princess.
可是你一出來就找女人 Not for you to womanize.
你說你這個事情如果給太后知道了 If she hears about this,
那我們可就慘了 The Queen Mother would kill us.
各位大哥啊 Good brothers,
其實我比你們還更慘呀 But I am worse than dead!
我一出生就沒得挑 就要做皇帝 I am doomed as the Emperor at birth.
其實我是一個天真活潑 I am indeed an innocent,
充滿創意的年輕人 lively and creative person.
我最大的理想就是改變這個世界! My ideal is to change this world.
皇上 你什麼意思? What does your Majesty mean?
其實我的意思就是不拘小節 What I mean is let us forget the formalities.
以後君臣之間 大家見面時就握握手 From now on, we shake hands when we meet.
要不然就敬個禮 Or a salute will be fine.
再不然... Or, even like...
剛剛的感覺是不是很親切? Now that was warm and close, wasn't it?
皇上! Your Majesty!
乖! Good boy!
我那感人的演技 又再一次成功了 My talent for acting strikes again!
就憑我生平絕學草上飛輕功 With my best ever skill of "Flying on the Grass",
三日之內就可到達皇宮 I can reach the Palace in three days.
我在這兒呢! Hey, I am here!
- 我來啦! - 別跳過來! - I am coming! - Don't!
叫了你了 還是往裏掉 Told you not to come near!
你怎麼會在這兒? How come you are here?
- 我啊 我是來找... - 我呀? - I... I was here... - For me?
要不然咱們大聲喊救命吧 What if we both cry for help?
得了吧 No.
男人大丈夫輕易向人求救的嗎? Men wouldn't easily cry for help.
讓我用草上飛的輕功救你出去吧 Let me rescue you with "Flying on the Grass".
其實我的輕功在爛泥裏很難發揮的 You know, mud doesn't work as well as grass.
等曬幾天 泥巴干了就好了 We'll be fine when it dries up.
放心 雨過之後就會天晴 Don't worry, sunshine always come after the rain.
渴死啦 我好想喝水 I am thirsty.
所以說你不夠江湖經驗 You are not experienced enough.
那天下雨 你看我嘴張那麼大就知道了 Now you know why I opened my mouth wide in the rain that time!
先喝一點存起來 A bit of stock wouldn't hurt.
怎麼了你? What's up?
我喝得太多了 尿急 Too much stock inside.
肚子餓先吃片葉子 Eat some leaf if you're hungry.
那你幹嘛不吃? 嫌髒吧 Then why don't you have it. Too dirty?
我才沒你那麼笨 I am not stupid like you.
你還叼著呢 You're still holding that!
喂 把嘴伸過來 Turn this way.
快點! Quick!
好點了吧? Feeling better?
你哭啦? Hey, you are crying.
別浪費 留點給我! Don't waste it, let me get it!
咸是咸了點 但可以頂得住 A bit salty, but good enough.
你別笑 繼續哭 Don't laugh. Keep crying.
一滴不夠喝的 I want more.
雖然 我是金枝玉葉 Although I am raised up in the royal family,
從小被很多人萬般寵愛 And used to pampering since birth,
原來都比不上這個男人 Nothing is compared with the care of this man...
在這一刻對我的關懷 For me at this moment.
放心! 風風雨雨過後就... Relax! After the storm we'll...
不要再說啦 Don't say anymore,
再說我們就得遭雷劈啦 Or else, we will be struck by the thunder.
她說打雷的嘛 It was she who said thunder strike.
你劈我幹什麼? Why take it out on me?
老婆婆 你已經看了我們兩個時辰了 Granny, you have been staring at us for hours.
到時候救我們呀 When are you going to rescue us?
我也是在考慮呀 I am deliberating...
有沒有這個能力可以救你們? If I can help.
那還不快點去找人! Go get some help please! Quick!
好! OK!
在她說完這個「好」字之後五個時辰 Half a day passed after she uttered the word "OK",
她不過走了不到十公尺 She is still only meters away from us.
鵝呀鵝 如果你有靈性 Goose, goose, if you understand us,
就快點找人來救我們 Please go get some help.
如果你救了我們 If you save us,
我以後立法 全國禁止吃燒鵝! I'll issue a ban on all eating of geese.
這一隻就有靈性了 Now this one seems to have supernatural powers.
你這呆頭鵝! 叫你帶人來 Stupid goose! We need people to help...
你帶群鴨子來幹什麼? What do we need ducks for?
別往我頭上拉屎 Don't shit on my head.
走開! Go away, go!
有人來了! Help is coming!
老婆婆 我在這兒! 這邊! Hey, we are here!
我不是不想找人救我們 Not that I don't want to be saved,
但我想兩個人能這樣在一起 But it has been so nice for us together.
為什麼還要讓第三個人出現? Why do we need a third person?
大家兄弟一場 We are like a family.
以後還會做親戚的 And you're my future brother-in-law.
這件事關係到我妹妹的終身幸福 This involves the happiness of my sis.
你老實跟我說 你身體有沒有缺陷? So I need to know, do you have any physical defects?
沒有 No.
沒有? No?
那你為什麼不肯跟我一起洗澡? How come you wouldn't bathe with me?
大家都是男人大丈夫 一起洗澡沒問題呀 We are both men, what is the problem?
我不習慣跟人一起洗澡 I am not used to sharing a bath.
你不習慣跟人一塊兒洗 I see.
那你可以自己洗呀 But you can do it on your own.
我不習慣像你這樣蹲著洗呀 I can't squat when taking a bath.
你怎麼知道我是蹲著洗澡? How do you know I squatted?
你偷看我? You peeped?
用得著偷看嗎? Why bother to peep?
門都沒有 怎麼洗? There is no door. How can I bathe?
那倒是 你身為一國之君 Right, an Emperor
怎麼能叫你在街上蹲著洗澡呢? Can't squat for a bath.
這樣看來是沒辦法了 There is nothing we can do, then.
不如這樣吧 我幫你擦背 Well, I can rub your back.
- 不能擦! 不行! - 不用客氣 - No, don't! No! - Come on.
擦兩下舒服點 You will find it comfortable.
擦這兒行了 其它地方不能擦 OK, but keep your hand to that part.
為什麼你跟你妹都這麼喜歡幫人擦背? Both You and your sister like to rub people's backs, why?
當你是自己人才替你擦 This is a friendly act.
要是換了別人 我理都不理 I don't just rub anyone's back.
你真算運氣好 You are lucky
找到一個像我妹這麼好的女孩 To have found some girl like my sis.
那你自己為什麼不找一個? Why don't you find one for yourself?
我哪有你運氣好? 沒有了 I am not fortunate like you are.
像我妹這麼好的女孩子 Such a good girl like my sis...
世界沒有第二個了 nearly vanishes in the world.
那倒也不一定 Maybe there is still some.
你這麼說可就不對了 It's not right to say that.
你喜歡一個人就應該對她真心真意 When you like someone, your heart falls for her completely.
正所謂情有獨鍾 People say "one heart one love".
就算她怎麼平凡 No matter who she is,
在你心目中應該是獨一無二 She becomes unique on
天下無雙才對 the whole earth.
那你找到你的天下無雙沒有? So have you found your unique woman?
這種事是可遇而不可求的 Easier said than done.
曾己何時 我以為自己找到天下無雙 Once I thought I have found my unique.
沒想到在她心目中 Turned out it was just
我只不過是一廂相情願 my wishful thinking.
我沒有你那麼好運氣 I am not fortunate like you.
我覺得你不用那麼灰心 Don't give up.
也許很快你就找到那個人 Maybe you'll find her soon.
希望如此 I hope so.
不過這麼多年來 我老這樣替自己打氣 You know how I cheer myself up all these years?
碰到什麼挫折 我會跟自己說 Whenever I'm weary, I tell myself:
我不過是俗世裏的一粒微塵 I am just a dust in the earthly air.
天大煩惱 一個深呼吸 Just take one deep breath.
就什麼都沒了 And all troubles will disappear
真深啊! Oh, it seems to be very difficult.
不是那麼深的 你試一下 Not that difficult. You can try.
抓緊拳頭 緊握你的傷心事 Hold your sorrow in your fist.
然後深呼吸 Then inhale deeply.
「噓」一聲 所有怨氣就都跑出來了 Let go and unleash all the bad vibes inside.
行不行? See?
沒感覺 No different at all.
你這樣 當然沒感覺 You're not doing it right.
你要想著那些傷心難過的事 那才會有效 Think of something that makes you sad.
那我再試試 Let me try again.
有了! 有了! It works!
真的行? Really?
對! 絕對有! Yes, it works.
我痛苦就是沒飯吃肚子餓 My hunger was making me sad.
可是現在我覺得特飽 Now I feel full.
看來我也得試一下 Maybe I should give it a try.
我也好飽 I feel full too.
阿全 過來吃飯啦 Come and eat.
婆婆 你真是好手藝! Granny you cook so well!
快點吃! 快點吃! Quick!
多吃點 Eat more.
你胃口真好啊! You really have good appetite!
對呀 我想再來一碗呢 I want more.
我幫你! I'll get it for you.
阿龍哥 你來瞧 "Good brother, come and see."
小小竹筷是一雙 "Chopsticks come in pairs."
同根生來並肩長 "Shoulder to shoulder,"
好像你我一模樣 "Head to head: Just like the two of us."
我的筷子要遭殃 "My chopsticks are in trouble."
好賢弟 莫說笑 "Little brother, you are wrong."
誰都比那牙籤強 "Toothpicks can't be strong."
筷子不過是酒桌友 "Chopsticks are fun,"
哪能比做咱哥倆 "But our friendship strongly runs."
咱哥倆 有比方 "Our friendship truly runs,"
像杯依酒壺配成雙 "As natural a couple as bottle and cup."
共斟共飲共今宵 "One pours, one drinks, the night sinks."
分明是一對傻鴛鴦 "Such a silly couple."
酒壺胖 酒杯小 "The bottle fat, the cup small."
不般不配怎成雙? "Surely they can't be a couple."
你看那湖中白鵝戲 "See the geese necking,"
相隨相伴像我倆 "Sharing the fun we are having."
今日游來明天烤 "Necking today, roasted tomorrow,"
燒鵝的味道實在香 "The taste is very delicious."
實在香 "Very delicious."
一邊飲 一邊唱 "Singing and drinking,"
天色將明話悠長 "The night is short, but our talk is long."
酒兒越喝心越慌 "I am getting more and more worried."
他為何不懂我心中想呀心中想 "How could I tell him my piece of mind."
說者有意聽者癡 "Meaningful words are ill received."
從來笨蛋活得長 "Blessed are those who refuse to see."
不想明日是與非 "Forget tomorrow's right and wrong."
今夜與你醉一場 醉一場 "We shall drink up whole night long."
又怎麼了? What's bothering you?
沒有 剛才吃的太飽了 Nothing. I ate too much.
這裏鄉下地方 還擔心你會吃不慣呢 I was worried you are not used to having peasant food.
不會 其實吃什麼都無所謂 Actually, it is not the food that counts.
最主要是跟誰在一起吃 It is the company.
粗茶淡飯 一餐半餐你當然覺得新鮮 Yes, peasant food is good for novelty to you.
將來你回到京城後 很快會不記得了 You'd soon forget all about this once you're in the Palace.
有件事我想跟你說清楚 There is one thing I want to make clear.
雖然我們是萍水相逢 We haven't known each other for long,
但也算是患難之交 But we are real friends.
我一直當你是好兄弟 And I treat you as my brother.
我希望你坦白跟我說 I want you to tell me:
你是不是真心喜歡我妹妹? Are you truly in love with my sis?
如果你是真心真意 If you are,
我希望你跟我回去 免得我妹擔心 I want you to go back with me. So she needn't worry.
如果你想玩游龍戲鳳 But if you are just fooling around,
那不如我們就此分手 We must part here.
以後我也不希望再見到你 And I don't want to see you again.
我可只有這一個妹子 I have only one sis,
我不希望她受到傷害 I don't want to see her hurt.
其實我真的挺喜歡你妹妹 I like your sister a lot.
不過我們真的不可能在... But it is impossible for us...
行了 That's it!
沒事了 Done.
我們好像注定跟這個地方有緣 It seems our paths are drawn to be crossed here.
每次分手都會來到這裏 We part here every time.
我覺得這兒的桃花很美 The peach blossoms here are beautiful.
我跟他說 很想帶一枝回去做紀念 I told him I wanted to take a branch back as a memento.
因為皇宮裏的桃花是永遠都不開的 The ones inside the Palace never flower.
拿回去看看能不能接枝 春暖就會花開 Take it and see if it grows. It should flower when spring comes.
記住要朝著陽光 Remember to place it in the sun.
告辭了 Goodbye.
沒義氣! You scumbag!
如果你有妹妹 我一定娶她! I'd marry your sister if you have one!
如果你是一個女的 我也會娶你! I'd marry you if you were a woman!
有意思! 如果你是女人 我也會娶你! Great idea! I'd marry you if you were a woman!
好! Good!
那我們一言為定! This is a promise!
我們以桃花為盟! Let the peach blossoms be the token!
好!以桃花為盟! Let the peach blossoms be the token!
我老實告訴你 我是個女的 Listen, I am really a woman.
我們有過肌膚之親 我們有桃花為盟 We have shared a bed and we have peach blossoms as token.
所以你非得娶我不可 You must marry me.
你是一個女人? You are a woman?
你不相信? You don't believe me?
還不信? Still?
信了吧? Any more doubts?
你剛才可是有反應的 You responded just now.
別跟我說你感覺不到 Don't tell me you don't have any feeling.
做男人說過的就要算數 A man must keep his words.
我不是人啊! I am a beast!
我對不起我妹妹! I betrayed my sis!
我橫刀奪愛! I stole her love!
最慘的是我會有感應 What's worse is that I do have the feeling.
難怪一路都覺得怪怪的 No wonder I felt queer the whole time.
你早點說嘛 You could have told me earlier.
你叫我回去怎麼跟我妹妹解釋? Now how am I going to explain this to sis?
那我去解釋吧 I'll explain then.
她一定會傷心啊 That would break her heart.
反正錯都錯了 This cannot be undone.
現在生米煮成熟飯 As things stand now,
我想鳳姐她會諒解我們的 Phoenix will understand.
那樣最好... That'd be best...
我從來沒想過要傷害她的 I'd never done anything to hurt her.
難道情比金堅說的是真的? Could Amour Amour be telling the truth?
我們這段姻緣注定是要顛倒的 That we are destined to play our roles reversed?
看來我一定要好好保護他才行 Seems like I must do my best to protect him.
在過去的十天裏 In the past ten days,
皇上跟我們的關係是越來越親密 The Emperor has been closer and closer to us.
他的創意層出不窮 Also getting more and more creative.
這飯一粒一粒真好吃 This is delicious.
你覺得我設計怎麼樣? Now what do you think of my design?
皇上 我們都拿慣了刀 We are more used to carrying weapons
現在拿這公事包... Than briefcases...
感覺有點怪怪的 It feels awkward.
叫你們當專業人士嘛 But you are professionals now.
那也不必要穿這麼高跟的鞋呀 With shoes like these?
這個鞋叫做步步高陞鞋 These platform shoes
以後這個設計在官場和商界 Will become tremendously chic...
一定會大受歡迎的 In the near future.
皇上 Your majesty
你現在穿得倒有點像拖鞋王 Dresses a bit like a comic character.
這成何體統啊? Isn't this a bit unkempt?
這個是我另外一個精心設計 This is another line of my designer series.
我這身打扮 其實是為了試那個鳳姐 My costumes are meant to test Phoenix.
如果她知道我是皇上而喜歡我 If she knows I am the Emperor and comes after me,
一點也不奇怪 It is nothing special.
我現在在這裏每天白吃白喝 If I am eating and drinking all the time,
與世無爭 她都會愛我 And gradually becomes a gentleman of leisure, she still loves me,
那表示她重視我的才華 Then it means she recognizes my talent!
阿高哥! Agogo!
我來了! Coming!
幫我去打半斤醬油 Go buy some soy sauce for me please.
好! Yes!
你們覺得我這龍鳳店 What do you think of our
新女領班服裝怎麼樣? 還行吧? new restaurant uniform? Not bad, huh?
[Dra-Pheonix Restaurant: Phoenix Li]
除了這之外還有菜單 Apart from this, we'll have a new menu.
有了這個 客人點菜就方便多了 So customers can order from here much easier.
你真的是... Dear, you are fabulous!
他們腳上穿的步步高陞鞋啟發我新的靈感 The platform shoes gave me another inspiration.
設計一雙深受女性愛戴的雞骨鞋 I have come up with the innovative Chicken Bone Shoes.
這雙鞋的堅硬程度 Chicken Bone Shoes
足足可以承受兩百斤以上的肥婆! Can even support women weighing over 200 kg.
真是太有天份了! How talented you are!
快去買醬油! Go and get the soy sauce!
你們剛看到了 她留意到我的天份 You just witnessed something. She likes my talent!
今天晚上我再幫你們改一個造型! New image for you guys tonight!
不會吧? Again? No!
雙天至尊! 通殺! The Ultimate! Dealer takes all!
當今天下 誰敢在我面前號稱是至尊? The Ultimate? In front of me?
讓我教訓你們! I'll show you something!
"I Win!"
"I Loose!"
好啊! Yeah!
"I Cheat!"
鳳姐! 鳳姐! Phoenix!
我一直以為你只是在戲班懷才不遇 I thought you were an acting talent waiting to be discovered,
真沒想到你跟這些市井賭徒一樣沉迷賭博 I didn't know you were a cheap gambler.
其實我... Actually...
好了吧! 賭已經是不好了 Gambling is bad enough.
你還去贏鄉民們的血汗錢! And you take away these poor folks' money?
好! 那我去還給他們! OK! I'll return the money!
鳳姐! 鳳姐! Phoenix!
我還給他們了 還加利息 Money returned with interest!
其實我是想贏點錢 幫你修理這條金鏈子 Actually I wanted to make some money to repair your bracelet.
誰的這只? Whose bracelet is this?
拿錯了 我去換! Wrong one! I'll exchange.
我不是有心的 I didn't mean it.
有車牌嗎? License number?
沒有 No license.
沒車牌你開車滿街亂跑? Running around without a license?
姓名 地址 保險箱密碼 Name. Address. Safe Deposit Box combination.
小霸王的妹妹搶錢呀! It's Bully the Kid's sister!
你的金鏈子在這兒 Your bracelet is here.
不過我自己加了點小小創意 I put in a bit of my touch.
終於有人被我感動 My art strikes again,
不過這次我不是演戲 But this time
我是認真的 It is genuine.
看來這次我不能再讓鳳姐犯錯誤 We must save Phoenix from her mistake!
鳳姐 你在哪呢? Phoenix, where are you?
在這兒 Here.
- 鳳姐 - 什麼事? - Phoenix. - What's wrong?
我是代表龍哥來跟你說話的 I want to talk to you, on behalf of your brother.
你既然同皇上那樣那樣 As you are so and so inclined towards the Emperor...
那如果犯錯誤的話 又那樣那樣 If you make any mistake with Mr. Ko, it'd be so and so...
龍哥又那樣那樣 Big brother would become so and so...
一個女人怎麼能同時愛兩個男人 那樣那樣 A woman can't so and so with two men...
我那樣那樣說完了 I so and so have finished.
好你個臭小子! You lousy chap!
你別以為龍哥不在 就有機可乘 Don't ever think you can do whatever you want while Big brother isn't here?
我可告訴你 鳳姐這次可要做皇妃了 Tell you what, Phoenix will be a Princess.
皇妃? Princess?
是呀 Right.
這次我們兄弟們要做大官 就全靠她了 And we would all go to the imperial City and get rich.
你可別亂來! Hold your horses!
這位朋友這麼多話 Good friend,
請你到外邊好好談一談 Care to step outside and have a word?
好! 等我兩個朋友! Let me get my two friends first.
你那兩個朋友現在正在外面談著呢 Your friends are already having a word outside.
臭小子 你給我等著! You lousy chap, you just wait.
在哪? Where?
在這! Here!
救命呀! Help!
我真的不認識他們 I really don't know them.
你是不是搞錯了? You got the wrong person.
打! Hit him!
原來她是想做皇妃 She wants to be a princess?
[Sacred Pavilion]
你不是說不騙我嗎 怎麼又要騙我? You said you were not going to lie to me again?
我又沒騙你 I didn't lie.
那你敢不敢把手放進爐裏? Then put your hand in the fire.
如果你對哥哥真情真意的話 If your heart is pure,
你的手就不會燙傷的 You wouldn't be hurt.
你敢嗎? Do you dare?
我敢! Yes!
伸呀 Do it then.
不要哭 不要哭了 Don't cry! Don't!
真心爐 如果我是真的喜歡高公子 Sacred Fire of Meilong...
請你給我一個指示 Please tell me if I really love Mr. Ko?
是不是在找燙傷藥? Need some ointment?
痛啊? Does it hurt?
試了那個爐 你有什麼樣啟示? So, what did the fire tell you?
我現在好混亂 I am confused.
我想著你的時候 就燒傷我這左手 When I was thinking of you, this hand hurt.
那我想著王相公時 又燒傷了我的右手 My other hand hurt when I was thinking of the Emperor.
這是當然的 Of course.
你心七上八下 哪裏來的真心呀? How can you feel your heart when you are confused?
如果你是真心的話 If your feeling is strong and truthful,
根本就不用試那個爐了 Then you don't need this test.
如果你去試那個爐 If you need to test yourself,
就代表你根本不夠真心嘛 It means your love is not absolute.
那我應該怎麼辦? What should I do?
全心全意 至真至誠 Be prepared to give all your heart.
記不記得我跟你說過什麼? Remember what I had told you before?
我心中有你 你心中有我 You and me, each other in our hearts:
天地之大小於塵埃 The universe is no larger than a speck of dust.
我們兩個內心世界裏 Between us,
再也容納不下其他的任何事物了 We have no space for anything else.
親愛的 My dear,
讓我帶你共創我們愛的世界 I shall lead you to our world of love.
你不做皇妃了? You don't want to be the princess anymore?
不要了 No.
我要找一個像我哥一樣的男人 四海為家 I will go for a man who like my brother is a wanderer.
我不要去做宮中的金絲雀 I don't want to be locked up in a palace.
好一個籠中鳥 金絲雀 Talk about locked up like a bird in a cage.
朕要找的也是一個能夠 Being the Emperor, I also want to look for
與我四海為家的女人 someone who can wander around with me.
你又在演戲呀? No more acting!
這件事我一定要跟我哥講 I must tell brother about this.
這是什麼? What is this?
不知道 剛地上撿的 No idea. I found it on the ground.
要不要來一口? Want to try?
說真的 Really,
你有沒有一個跟你長得差不多的親戚? do you have a sibling like you?
你不是說我是天下無雙嗎? I thought I am unique?
我說差不多的 I mean, somehow alike.
我哥呀 跟你妹挺合適的 My elder brother, he'll be good for your sis.
為什麼? How come?
他也特喜歡幫人擦背 He likes to rub backs.
想不到堂堂一個天子也有這種嗜好 The Emperor is into that?
想不到吧? Unbelievable, ha?
你見了他就知道了 Wait till you meet him.
吃飯啦 Let's eat.
是不是地震? An earthquake?
殺氣! The smell of blood!
我覺得有一陣陣殺氣逼近我們 A horrible force is closing in on us.
還想什麼? What else are you thinking?
你妹妹會明白的 Your sis will understand.
幹嘛? What?
糟啦 我感覺到殺氣了 Damn. I can feel something horrible is coming.
哥! Brother!
哥 他們兩個在裏面會有事嗎? Brother, do you think they'll be alright in there?
當然沒事 Of course.
打死不離親骨肉 好像我們這樣 They are siblings after all, like us.
沒事的 They'd be fine.
真的嗎? You sure?
真的 Sure.
你身為一國之君 言而無信 You, leader of a country, did not keep a promise.
對你母后的安排 陽奉陰違 Disobeyed your mother...
教唆皇妹做一些違經逆典的行為 Solicited your royal sister to go astray...
加上私訪江南 置天下子民不顧 Neglected your duties and went to Jiangnan.
這種不忠 不孝 不仁 不義的行為 Being so disloyal and unfaithful,
怎麼對得起列祖列宗? How could you face your royal ancestors...
怎麼面對百姓? And your country...
你現在還想跟這個不三不四 And you dare to wish
閒花野草的女子私訂終身? To marry this common woman!
母后 她... Queen Mother, she...
還說! Shut up!
你敢? Dare you?
我要娶她! I shall marry her!
原來他才是皇上 So he is the Emperor?
哥 你說我可以和他在一起嗎? Do you think I can get marry with him?
當然行! 你不記得爹說過? Definitely! You remember what dad told us?
說你的相長得好 大富大貴命 Your fate is to marry someone rich...
不嫁給有錢人 也會嫁達官貴人 Or some sort of nobleman.
哥 其實我並不想當皇妃 Brother, I don't really want to be a princess.
我只要能跟他在一起就可以了 I just want to be with him.
你們兩個跟我進去吧 Now you two follow me.
今晚 我感受到一份真摯的愛情 Tonight I witnessed a true love
令我皇兒勇往直前 That empowered my son.
他終於長大成人 He has grown up.
因此我 准許你入宮 I grant your marriage.
我早說你行的! I told you!
下來! 下來! Sweetie, come down!
至於你 我查過 As for you,
你的品德很差! Your record shows a despicable character.
太后! 無憑無據你可別聽人亂說! Your Highness! Please don't believe hearsay!
你自小無心向學 You were lazy at school,
十四歲就聯群結黨出來做小混混 Joined the street gang at 14...
在村子裏稱王稱霸 And became the bully of the village.
兩年前 你離開梅龍鎮 Two years ago, you left Meilong
說是闖蕩江湖 其實無所事事 To wander the world. But you did nothing.
你脾氣暴躁 態度惡劣 You have bad temper and behave badly.
粗心大意 目不識丁 You are careless and uneducated.
所以你將來肯定是一事無成 So you must be a good-for-nothing.
所以 以你這樣的人品 So...
我不能將公主嫁給你 I cannot grant you the Princess's hand.
母后 他以前不好 Queen Mother, he might be bad
不代表以後也不好 But people can change for the better.
以後的事你不知道 我也不知道 We cannot foretell the future,
倒不如讓老天來決定 I shall leave this to destiny.
這一雙是先王留下來的天下無雙 Here, these are the Unique Destiny Rings left
緣定今生的龍鳳配指環 By the late Emperor.
真的有啊! They really exist!
這對指環是先王留給我 The late emperor left them for me,
用來替你挑選駙馬的 To help you select your husband.
如果他是你注定的丈夫 If he is your destiny,
戴上後就不會掉下來 The ring will fit perfectly and will not fall out,
代表你們永不分離 It is a symbol you will never part.
你敢不敢試? Will you take the test?
敢! I will!
好! Good!
如果它掉下來 If the ring falls out,
你答應我 以後永遠都不能見他! You promise never to see him again!
戴上它吧 Wear it.
這輩子我們都不會分開了 We will never part again.
看到了 他不是你緣定的夫君 See. He is not your destiny!
他根本就配不起你! This worthless man doesn't deserve you.
你是敷不上牆的爛泥 You're worthless.
你根本配不上! You don't deserve her!
哥! Brother!
我不能照顧你一輩子 I can no longer live with you any more
以後你要靠自己了 You'll have to take care of yourself from now on.
我一向是以四海為家 As I must take my leave and continue my wandering life.
我知道你今天很開心 我感應得到 I am happy for you, I know you are.
哥哥沒事了 你不信? Believe me, I am fine.
別走啊! Don't go!
攔住長公主! Stop the Princess!
別走啊! Don't go!
哥! Brother!
為什麼這樣對我哥哥? Why do you do this to him?
上次是咱們倆一起走的 Last time it was the two of us,
這次有了皇嫂這個生力軍 Now that you have joined...
我們兵分三路 太后一定沒轍 The three of us would be invincible.
我們到梅龍鎮再會合 We'll meet up in Meilong.
你幹嘛要去梅龍鎮? Why Meilong?
這樣你才可以在那認識嫂子 So that you can get to know her...
嫂子也才可以在那等你認識她 And she'd be waiting there for you to get to know her.
咱們在後花園集合出發 Let's pack and go.
別抓我回去 行不行? Wouldn't you let me go?
這次我們要變一下 咱們清一色娘子軍 New tactics this time. Just women this time.
我跟你走! We leave together!
我幹嘛要走? Why should I leave with you?
你不是跟長公主說你掛念我嗎? You told the princess you missed me.
所以我就來救你 I am here to save you.
你是誰呀? But who are you?
我是你哥呀! I am your brother!
妹妹! 你沒事吧? Sis, are you alright?
來人! 拿藥來! Get the medicine!
你們是不是抓我抓上癮啦? Are you people addicted to catching me or what?
好! 這次我跟你走! Great, this time I leave with you.
你瘋了! 要我跟你出走? Are you nuts, wanting me run away with you?
根據野史記載 那年冬天 As the gossip went, when winter arrived...
無雙長公主每日都在城樓徘徊 Princess Wushuang became totally lost in herself.
有時自言自語 有時歡喜若狂 She had cut herself off.
她不斷對人說 會有一個人來接她 She kept telling people someone was on his way for her.
當時群醫束手無策 Medication did not help.
有人說她是因為憂國憂民 Some said the country's burden...
所以舉止失常 Has gotten her.
也有人說 她其實是感情受創 Others said she was stricken down
相思成狂 By love.
皇太后 Your Majesty,
我們是代表哲別王子送聘禮來的 Our prince would like to propose marriage.
母后 Queen Mother,
我哥跟長公主是真誠相愛 My brother and the Princess are truly in love.
龍鳳配指環之事只不過是一個借口罷了 The ring was merely your excuse, wasn't it?
母后 你何苦要拆散他們呢? Queen Mother, why separate them?
住口! Enough!
我寧願她嫁出去 做一個瘋皇妃 I would rather have a crazy Princess married away,
也不要留一個傻公主在我身邊 Than have a silly one by my side.
我能跟你喝酒當然高興! I am so glad we're drinking again!
那你這樣說就不對了 Now you're wrong to say that.
老是在攪和 Don't say something else
話又說回來呀 王相公 As we are on this topic...
其實 真是你不對呀 Actually, it was your fault.
上次你一聲不響就走了 Leaving without a word.
不是想著你 Not that I miss you.
不過多個人喝酒 好玩而已 But a company is good.
你上次不辭而別 真是不太夠意思 It was just too much, leaving like that.
不是吧? Hell, you don't mean it!
不是吧? 你掉進茅房裏? You fell down the toilet?
乾杯! Cheers!
我已經和我丈夫分開了 I broke up with my husband.
是不是搬回來住? Coming back for good?
不是 我是路過這兒 No, I am on my way
我打算去我姨媽家 To my aunt's village.
這裏有些銀子 Take the money.
你拿去路上用吧 You'll need it for your trip.
你是不是又認識了一個女孩? Have you met someone?
這條手鏈本來就要送給你的 Take the bracelet too, I meant to give it to you.
拿去吧 Take it.
是我爹說你配不起我 It was my father said you didn't deserve me.
我沒有說過你配不起我 I never said that.
今天你才給我這鏈子 Why do you give me this bracelet today,
為什麼以前不給? But not in the past?
龍哥! Good brother.
紫霞! Zi Xia!
紫霞說得對 Zi Xia was right.
你每次都是怕人家嫌棄你 Every time you broke up because you were afraid of being abandoned.
你就放棄這段感情 You gave up the love with Zi Xia,
好像你和長公主的事一樣 Just like what you did with the Princess.
你這三八! 一回來就嘮嘮叨叨 You busy body, as soon as you return, you keep on nagging...
我和長公主的事關你屁事? Whatever between me and the Princess, is none of your business.
你的事當然不關我的事 I don't care about your business.
但長公主的事就關我的事! But the Princess's business is my business!
她八歲那年曾經救過一隻下凡受傷的玉兔 At age eight, she saved a Divine Rabbit from death.
這隻玉兔在她悉心照顧之下回復健康 Under her care, the Divine Rabbit recovered.
這隻玉兔為了報答她 From then on,
就暗中處處保護她 The Rabbit saw to the Princess's well being.
讓她事事化險為夷 Righting all wrongs for her.
那你說長公主的事不關我的事? And you tell me to mind my own business?
扯什麼蛋? Bullshit!
假掰也好 真掰也好 Believe it or not,
剛才紫霞還沒點醒你? Just take heed.
你是要娶長公主 又不是娶她老媽 You want to marry the Princess, who cares about the Queen Mother.
長公主也沒說你配不上她 Did the Princess ever say that you don't deserve her?
我知道你在想什麼 I know what you're thinking:
你想就算長公主不嫌棄你 Even if the Princess doesn't mind,
你戴不上那只戒指 The ring didn't fit you,
也不能算真命天子是嗎? so you're not her true love!
想戴上這個戒指你就要記住 If you want the ring to fit, remember this:
天高地大 知心只有一個 For your one and only love,
愛一個人就要把自己豁出去 You must forget yourself.
全心全意達到無我境界 Without worrying about your own being, nothing can stop you.
長公主過兩天出嫁 The Princess is getting married in two days.
給一個機會自己吧 Please give yourself a chance.
龍哥 Good brother.
- 什麼事? 龍哥 - 幹嘛? - What's the matter? - What's it?
我不在這兩年 While I was away these past two years,
情比金堅這小子是誰收的? Who took this guy named Amour Amour in?
他不是你找的兄弟嗎? Wasn't he one of your friends?
他比你早一天來過這兒 他說是你兄弟 He showed up a day before your return and claimed to be your friend.
他究竟是什麼人呢? Who on earth is he?
情比金堅這個人到底是誰呢? Who on earth is Amour Amour?
有人說他是市井流氓 Some say he is a tramp.
也有人說他是江湖術士 Others say he is a magician.
更有一種說法 說他是手牽紅線 Another saying goes...
掌管天下姻緣的月老僊子 Amour Amour is the goddess who match lovers together.
這麼多年來 每次有什麼挫折 So far, I have taken care
我都會安慰自己 Of all my weariness in a breath.
一個深呼吸就算了 But the breath method
但是這次 我知道是不行的 Has failed me this time.
因為我已經試了好多次 No matter how hard I tried.
我一直相信 人與人之間是有心靈感應 Before, I used to be able to detect my sis' vibes.
以前是跟我妹 現在是跟另外一個人 Now, it is someone else.
我感受到她很需要我 She is screaming for me inside.
所以我決定離開 I left Meilong.
大膽李一龍! Li Yilong!
竟敢冒犯無雙長公主? You dare to offend Princess Wushuang?
我不是來冒犯長公主的 I don't mean to offend her.
我只是想跟她講幾句話 I just want to say a few words to her.
前晚我碰到一個十幾年前的舊朋友 A couple of nights ago, I met an old friend,
她點醒了我 And she enlightened me.
我不應該因為其他人對我的看法 I shouldn't care other opinions on me,
而去傷害一個我心愛的人 And hurt my beloved.
我應該學你皇兄那樣 I should learn from your brother,
就算熊熊烈火都不會退縮 Be brave and face challenges.
今天 我要送這條鏈子給我的妻子 Today, I want to offer this bracelet to my wife.
希望她會原諒我 I hope she would forgive me,
我們永遠都不分開 And we can be together forever.
李一龍 長公主已經走了 Li Yilong, the Princess has already gone.
是皇上叫我放了她的 The Emperor told me to release her.
剛才我一直猶豫不敢這麼做 Just now, I was hesitant to let her go.
因為我怕太后知道會砍我的頭 I was afraid that her Highness would chop my head off.
但是我看她一直哭 But the Princess cried all the time,
越哭越像你的樣子 Looking more and more like you.
我實在不忍心就把她放了 I couldn't stand it any longer and let her go.
以後你要好好的對她 From now on, you take good care of her.
很多時候 愛一個人愛得太深 Often, if one loves too deeply,
人會醉 It is intoxicating.
而恨的太久 心也容易碎 If one hates too deeply, the heart is easily broken.
世間最痛苦的事莫過於等待 The most painful experience in life, however, is waiting.
我不知道她等了我多久 I didn't know how long she waited.
我一直以為我不會有機會再見到她 I thought all along I would never see her again.
突然間 我不知道怎麼開口 Suddenly, I didn't know how to speak.
不知道怎麼講那句話 I couldn't figure out how to say...
告訴她 我真的很愛她 To tell her I really love her.
你沒看見我在跟王相公說話嗎? Can't you see I am chatting with her?
滾開! Get off!
你放鬆點吧 你記住 Relax. Remember,
你只不過是俗世中的一粒微塵 You're just a speck of dust.
天地這麼大 一個深呼吸 A deep breath...
就什麼煩惱都沒了 Will take all your unhappiness away.
我是不會放棄的 I would never give up.
因為你在我心目中 Because deep in my heart,
永遠都是天下無雙 You will forever be the only one.
我從來都沒想過 I never thought,
當我再見到她的時候 When I saw her again,
她已經變成另外一個人 She'd have become another person.
她一直重複我的話 She just kept repeating my words...
她以為她自己是我 She thought she was me.
原來愛一個人愛得太深 It's true that if one loves too deeply,
真的就醉了 It is intoxicating.
說著說著 我變成另外一個人 As it happened, I too became another person.
一個女人 A woman.
你記不記得 Do you remember
你曾經在這裏交了枝桃花給我? You gave me a plum blossom branch here?
你說春暖花開 You said when spring comes
桃花還要面向陽光 The blossom branch should face the sun?
沒錯 我還說過 Yes. I also said
如果你是一個女人 If you were a woman,
我一定會娶你為妻 I'd marry you.
我老實告訴你 To tell you the truth,
我是一個女人! I am a woman!
我們有過肌膚之親 桃花為盟 We shared a bed and we have a token...
你一定要娶我為妻! You must take me as your wife!
我是答應過你 Indeed I promised...
不過我配不上你 But I don't deserve you.
因為我戴不上 Because...
這對天下無雙 緣定今生龍鳳配指環 The Unique Destiny Rings fell off my finger.
傻瓜! Silly!
戴龍鳳指環最要緊是達到無我境界 For the ring to fit, you must forget yourself.
只要你記住 Just think of me
我永遠都是你的天下無雙就行了 As your sole destiny.
試試吧! Try it!
戴上它 我們一輩子都不分開 Wear it and we'll never be apart!
是不是? 我早就說可以了! You see? I said it would work!
原來塵世間有很多煩惱是很容易解決的 So many earthly worries are easily solved.
有些事只要你肯反過來看 When you are willing to see certain things differently,
你會有另外一番光景 You get another perspective.
我終於明白 「鏡花水月」是什麼意思 I eventually understood, what "Mirage" meant.
其實情之所至 When it comes to true love,
應該你中有我 我中有你 Two people blend into each other.
誰是男 誰是女 Who cares who's the man
又有什麼關係呢? And who's the woman?
兩個人在一起開心不就行了 As long as we are happy together, that's fine.
今天她是小霸王 Today she is Bully the Kid,
可能明天又輪到我了 Maybe it will be my turn tomorrow.
桃花開了! 桃花開了! The peach blossoms are blooming! They're blooming!
皇妹說得對 春暖花開 The Princess was right. The time has come for the flowers to bloom.
我想她一定找到自己喜歡的人了 I guess she must have found her true love!
笑就笑吧 別裝蒜了 Laugh all you can, don't play dumb.
來啦 乖 Come, my love!
是不是很溫馨? Isn't this wonderful?
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